Him: What do you do when you miss someone?
Her: Depends on how bad I miss the guy.
Him: Put it this way; you miss him to the point that every muscle in your body hurts.
Her: I sleep it away.
Him: Tried that. Didn’t work.
Her: That’s because you’re a crazy insomniac.
Him: Look who’s talking.
Her: Sleep it away. Trust me, it’ll go away.
Him: Trust me. It won’t.
Her: I don’t know what else to suggest.
Him: How about asking me who she is.
Her: You’ll tell me if you’d want me to know.
Him: Do me a favour. Just ask.
Her: Okay, who is she?
Him: She’s talking to me right now.
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